mc chris is the shit
Whack mc s, they love to perish(?)
They just hate, no stopping it
Just like this, ____?
mc chris can t resist
Whack mc s, they get so angry
Come see me, I'll rock the beat
yet _____, make girls so happy

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Illinois boy known to make some noise
Don t collect checks cause I m unemployed
Used to love hip-hop, now it sucks like 'roids
I m here to fill the void, let me hear you say Oi!

I m the type of dude that ll rap for food
Rhyme real smooth cause I don t produce
MTV said no so I m just on Fuse
Everything to gain, but nothing to lose

Yeah x8

Well I m the baddest mc, switchblade in the mic
Playground player, fifth grader for life
Only bling that I wear s in my baby blue eyes
I keep my bitches on a short leash with a tracking device

My name is MC! I got chris-enogen beats
Been compared to Monet, I ve been compared to Matisse
When I m not rhyming or fuckin', I m looking for treats
You re giving hand jobs by the blood bank for a nickel a piece

I bring the jams, like strawberry in Smucker s
Motherfuckers better duck cause I m on downers and uppers
I got a sack of Nutter Butters and a head in the gutter
I waste whack mc s like the fuel in a Hummer

So come on

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Oi! x8

Well I m a crazy mc, got chainsaw teeth
I m a vegetarian, ain t got no beef
I rap rhymes over beats, for duffle bags of cheese
You get a sexual belief sniffin' your grandma s queefs

I got more mother daughter action than Romeo and Master P
Got these bitches suckin like their vacuuming for company
Name is mc and that s the way it s gonna have to be
My tractor beam s a factor, we actually be apt to be

I don t free style, I wear clothes that fit
I don t flip burgers, I m a college graduate
You can hardly handle it, so go ask your analyst
I m the catalyst that moistens the panties in management

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